Have you ever come up with an obscure joke, just off the top of your head, but you can't think of any way to fit it into conversation? I must have a million of them:
Q: What do you call a singing salt water solution?
A: Saline Dion.
"I wanted to be an object-oriented programmer, but I just didn't have the class."
Q: What do you call a really short linguist?
A: Gnome Chomsky.
Q: What do you call the DNA code that made him that way?
A: Genome Chomsky.
...Okay, so I only have three. Any suggestions?