Shark Movie Titles

Lately on the Space channel (the Canadian equivalent of the SyFy channel), they've been showing several straight-to-TV monster movies featuring sharks, with such classic names as Sharktopus and Dinoshark (both produced by Roger Corman) -- possibly in celebration of Shark Week 2012.  In light of this, I'd like to present you with 100 Stiflingly Unfunny Shark Movie Titles I came up with.

1. Sharkocalypse
2. Sharknimal
3. Sharky Mark and the Funky Bunch
4. Sharks and Recreation
5. Gnarls Sharkley
6. A Bridge Too Shark
7. Jurassic Shark
8. Alone in the Shark
9. Card Shark
10. My Shark Will Go On
11. I Shark the Sheriff
12. Sharkolepsy
13. Raiders of the Lost Shark
14. Penn and Teller: Bullsh*rk!
15. Sharkopolis
16. The Shawshark Redemption
17. Sharkocalypse 2: The Sharkening
18. Shark as a Whip
19. Three Sharks for Muster Mark
20. Sharktopussy
21. Shark of the Beast
22. Sharktuary
23. Sharknicorn
25. Shark-o-lantern
26. Shark Frost
27. Dr. Sharklove (Or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Shark)
28. Shark of Ages
29. Sharkin' 2: Electric Sharkaloo
30. Atlas Sharked
31. Shark and Punishment
32. Shark and Sharkibility
33. Sons of A-shark-y
34. Rattleshark
35. Sharkrantula
36. Predashark
37. Sharks and the Single Girl
38. Sharks, Lies and Video Tape
39. The Sharks Brothers
40. There's Sharking About Mary
41. Shark your Duties
42. Battleshark
43. Sharkeant Bilko
44. Citizen Shark
45. The Silence of the Sharks
46. Shark Place and Boardwalk
47. Sharkz 'n' the Hood
48. Lepreshark
49. Sharka Khan
50. Shellsharked
51. Sharkdemic
52. Shark Like it Hot
53. The Great Sharktator
54. The Disharkerlies
55. The Sharklot
56. Sharkema Paradiso
57. Sharkula
58. Sharkenstein
59. Young Sharkenstein
60. Sharkamite
61. Steamshark
62. Honey, I Shark the Kids
63. A Sharkiful Mind
64. Homer's Odysshark
65. Shark it Forward
66. The Sharksons
67. The Spy who Sharked Me
68. Skeleshark
69. The Sharks and the Hound
70. Creepshark
71. Vertishark
72. Shark by Sharkwest
73. Get Sharky
74. The Usual Sharkspects
75. Sharky Balboa
76. Live Free or Die Shark
77. Persharkolis
78. Shark and Awe
79. Shark-Fu
80. Sharknecdoche New York
81. Finnegans Shark
82. Portrait of the Sharkist as a Young Man
83. Sharkmanteau
84. Journey to the Center of the Shark
85. Sharkfellas
86. Shark & Order
87. Double Sharkardy
88. Whose Shark Is It Anyway?
89. The Shark We Were
90. Sharkago
91. The Unsharkables
92. Miss Sharkon
93. The Resharkimator
94. That Darn Shark
95. The Human Sharkipede
96. The Shark Knight Rises
97. Sharkarama
98. A Shark Day's Night
99. To Kill a Sharkingbird
100. Sharkadeus

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